those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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