yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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