we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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