At least make sure they are 18
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nutella sex= disaster
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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