let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Less talking, more tequila
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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