Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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