im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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