One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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