a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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