ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the condom got lost in my hair
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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