Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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