if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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