Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
I'm really busy with my period
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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