Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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