The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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