I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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