my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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