i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so let's talk penis.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
