So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I understand Curling. That high.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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