Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
