going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Randomize
