k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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