Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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