Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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