i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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