Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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