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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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