What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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