So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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