nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
it's like iHOP with fire
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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