Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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