so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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