we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
