I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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