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That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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