i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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