no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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