the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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