well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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