so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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