Walk of Shame. In a state park.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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