Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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