I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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