The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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