singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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