You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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