I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I didn't notice because vodka
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
