no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
He literally asked permission to hit on me
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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