I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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