I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
True strength comes from lack of pants
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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