I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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