So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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