whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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