P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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